BTC --◆STRC NOT LISTED ON HYPERLIQUID◆5X LONG BTC◆DEPLOYED ON HYPEREVM◆FORM S-CUM FILED◆STRC YIELD 10%◆OUR YIELD: THE CANDLE◆EXIT THE MATRIX◆SAYLOR APPROVED◆BONDING CURVE LIVE◆NO COUPONS NO MATURITY NO EXIT◆SETTLED IN USDC ON HYPEREVM◆BTC --◆STRC NOT LISTED ON HYPERLIQUID◆5X LONG BTC◆DEPLOYED ON HYPEREVM◆FORM S-CUM FILED◆STRC YIELD 10%◆OUR YIELD: THE CANDLE◆EXIT THE MATRIX◆SAYLOR APPROVED◆BONDING CURVE LIVE◆NO COUPONS NO MATURITY NO EXIT◆SETTLED IN USDC ON HYPEREVM◆BTC --◆STRC NOT LISTED ON HYPERLIQUID◆5X LONG BTC◆DEPLOYED ON HYPEREVM◆FORM S-CUM FILED◆STRC YIELD 10%◆OUR YIELD: THE CANDLE◆EXIT THE MATRIX◆SAYLOR APPROVED◆BONDING CURVE LIVE◆NO COUPONS NO MATURITY NO EXIT◆SETTLED IN USDC ON HYPEREVM◆
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▌ TICKER NOT FOUND ▐
$STRC
Saylor·Tokenized·Rocket·Cum
Strategy issued STRC at 10% yield. Hyperliquid didn't list it. So we did.
strc@altfun:~/exit
// SCANNING VENUES FOR STRC...
BUY $STRC · COMING SOON↗
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— THE GLITCH IS REAL —
HOW THE CUM CYCLE WORKS
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01
// THE PROPHET
SAYLOR PRINTS
STRC AT 10%
Strategy issues a perpetual preferred yielding 10%. Capital floods in. Every dollar becomes Bitcoin.
REAL · NYSE: MSTR
02
// THE GLITCH
HYPERLIQUID
SAYS “NO”
No STRC perp. No spot. The one ticker every degen wants — unlisted everywhere on-chain.
ERROR · NOT LISTED
03
// THE CUM
WE LIST IT
ANYWAY
$STRC on alt.fun. 5x long BTC. Settled in USDC. The synthetic Saylor forgot to issue.
LIVE · ALT.FUN · ✓
5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM · 5X · LONG · BTC · ON · HYPEREVM ·
— SIDE BY SIDE —
TWO STRC'S. ONE GOD.
Pick your poison.
VS
THEIRS · THE WALL STREET ONE
STRATEGY STRC
NYSE · MSTR · SUITS ONLY
OURS · THE DEGEN ONE
$STRC ON ALT.FUN
HYPEREVM · 5X LONG BTC
YIELD
10.00% cash coupon
5× LONG · the candle
ISSUER
Strategy Inc. (NYSE)
Anonymous degens
ACCESS
Accredited investors
Anyone w/ a HyperEVM wallet
EXPOSURE
Buys Bitcoin
IS Bitcoin (5×)
MATURITY
Perpetual, callable
There is no exit
VERDICT
Boring. Compliant. Coupon.★★★☆☆
UNHINGED★★★★★
One pays a coupon. The other pays the candle.
— FY2026 ROADMAP —
The plan.
Audited by no one.
Subject to change only if Bitcoin disappears.
Q1 · 2026
Buy Bitcoin
Acquire Bitcoin.
Q2 · 2026
Buy More Bitcoin
Reacquire Bitcoin.
Q3 · 2026
Bitcoin
Bitcoin.
Q4 · 2026
?
We’ll see how the candle feels.
— FREQUENTLY ASKED HERESIES —
Questions we don't answer.
01Is $STRC the same as Strategy’s STRC?+
Legally? No. Spiritually? It is the only honest version of it. Theirs pays a 10% coupon. Ours pays the candle.
02What happens if Bitcoin dumps?+
We are 5x long the dump. We do not flinch. Saylor never has. Selling is heresy.
03When does the team sell?+
We never sell our STRC, we never sell our Bitcoin. We follow the way our shepherd Michael Saylor paved.
▌ FINAL TRANSMISSION ▐
LONG IT.
or cope.
The synthetic Saylor forgot to issue. The listing Hyperliquid forgot to build.
ENTER THE GLITCH · SOONJOIN THE CULT